Dear Butter,
I want to apologize for my comments the other night. I completely misjudged you, and for that, I am sorry. I made a snap judgement based on your looks and appearance and that was completely unfair. With your name being Butter and your butter-yellow label, I formed unfair opinions. I expected less oak and more butter. I expected something fatter. There it is. I said it. Please know that I am NOT trying to body shame you. I think you look great!
There is nothing wrong with a little bit of oak, vanilla, grapefruit and lemon. It's just that I expected more butter. I expected something slightly creamier and less citrus. Maybe that isn't being fair either, you definitely have a creamy finish. It is a very nice finish.
Please don't be upset, I think you are very nice. You are a lovely chardonnay. Really, you are a pleasant wine, and I know there are a lot of people who appreciate you. You have a lot going for you. You smell great; very fruity and a bit toasty, like a bakery. I know that I should not have judged you based on your appearance, but your name is butter. Just saying.
I hope you will accept my apology and we can still be friends.
Sincerely,
Me
